ride off

Basically means to tell someone to back-off or leave you alone. Was created from the idea of the phrase "all on my d*ick" or "riding my d*ick", not in a sexual way, but meaning when someone is constantly bothering you or invading themselves into your personal life, among other things. So for someone to say "ride off" is like saying "get off my d*ck", "leave me alone", or "quit bothering me".

Girl #1: Man! My ex has been texting me all day asking me about my new boyfriend!
Girl #2: Are you serious?
Girl #1: yeah! I keep telling him to ride off but he won't leave me alone!
Girl #2: That's a shame...

ride off by KDM11 October 7, 2010

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ride off into the sunset

Origin: from a Western movie cliché, in which the good guy who has arrived in a troubled town and solved whatever grave problem it was experiencing with bad guys, gets on his horse and rides west in the direction of the picturesque setting sun.

My work here is finished, its time for me to ride off into the sunset.

ride off into the sunset by cyberrich November 25, 2013

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that ride is off da books

A vehicle that is completely "decked out" as far as engine, audio system and anything else found inside a vehicle.

The judge at the car show said "that ride is off da books!"

that ride is off da books by Element Master October 17, 2009

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Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,

Ty is the place where you can go

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021

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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

magic office ride by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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