Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

Richard Simmons by The awesome one December 13, 2004

richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

richard simmons by Matt Black June 4, 2005

Richard Simmons Rule 

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

Richard Simmons Rule by Teknos February 19, 2009

Richard Simmons Gay 

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.

This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.

Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.

Richard Simmons Gay by dex007 June 4, 2004

Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.

May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back by IIIICON February 11, 2009

richard simmons

the act of being gay.

bob saget is quite richard simmons.

richard simmons by Kris F. August 9, 2005

Richard Simmonsaurus 

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

Richard Simmonsaurus by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003