A Honda Civic.
by stiffshifter February 20, 2010
"Dude my new civic wing is dope, geee!"
"Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?"
"I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener."
"You got screwed over Ricer."
"Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?"
"I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener."
"You got screwed over Ricer."
by Onsokumaru November 6, 2006
1) A ricer is ANY car that looks like it can fly because of its ridiculously huge, 6 foot long spoiler. A ricer is also ANY car that is modded out very excessively, which almost always results in, making the car look like a piece of crap. A ricer may look "cool" or "fast" but in reality, a ricer will go from 0 to 60 in 12 seconds, emphasizing the driver's ego, which also is equal to his car's spoiler in size, of thinking that his car is "fast". A ricer occasionally may have air intakes in order to cool the engine down, just in case the car reaches the speed of 35 mph.
A honda civic with a huge spoiler that causes the back of the car to sink about 3 inches, and a muffler tip that is so huge that you can fist fuck it if you wanted to. Also it may have many stickers of famous car modification companies, such as BBS or Sparco, which in reality the car itself has no products that were produced by these companies, and in fact has some bootleg cheap plastic parts from chinatown that cost $34.50 in total. These cars can be considered to be ricers, and any person that sees these ricers should scream "RICER!" as they drive by.
NOTE: Ricers cannot be determined by looks, for some cars that look like ricers actually have the performance to back up its physical appearance. And these cars are not considered to be ricers.
NOTE: Ricers cannot be determined by looks, for some cars that look like ricers actually have the performance to back up its physical appearance. And these cars are not considered to be ricers.
by uranmfer329 March 6, 2005
That kid asked his dad to buy the fastest automatic car on the market and he still managed to grind the gears somehow... ricer
by phantom twinturbo July 2, 2011
A person who owns a car and claims their car (usually imported) a 1987 Honda CRX with a body kit, has 30k worth of work done, and then proceeds to get laid out by a 1998 Pontiac Grand AM GT with flowmaster mufflers and a cold air intake.
Deluded Individual: "Rickys 1987 CRX is awesome, I heard he has over 30 thousand in the car."
Person two: His body kit snapped when he drove over a 2 inch speed bump. I was riding with him that day. He tried to race this Grand AM with no body kit, so he just knew we would win. Unfortunately within 2 seconds we were 10 car lengths behind! Ricky is a ricer!"
Person two: His body kit snapped when he drove over a 2 inch speed bump. I was riding with him that day. He tried to race this Grand AM with no body kit, so he just knew we would win. Unfortunately within 2 seconds we were 10 car lengths behind! Ricky is a ricer!"
by GrandAMPower98 April 13, 2008
someone who slaps a whole shitload of vinyl stickers on their car thinking it is fast and nice looking when in reality, its just a heap of shit.
that guy sunil's car looks nice with his new rims but with all those vinyl stickers, he is still a ricer.
by Fullah October 20, 2006
RICE stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement, which basically means buying parts that have no true function for a car to make it look as if it is fast with no engine or performance modifications to back it up. Most often, these cars are made by Honda and driven my people (called ricers) who do not actually know much about the innerworkings of their vehicle. These cars are made to look like cars used for racing and/or drifting such as a Toyota Supra or a Nissan 240SX.
antonym: Tuner
antonym: Tuner
Tuner: "Silly ricer, useless wings are for penguins."
Ricer: "What?"
Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes!"
Ricer: "What?"
Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes!"
by PhuckHonda June 1, 2010