Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

Revising Perfection by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

recurving 

Leaving one job to take another that pays less but places one back on the learning curve.

Bill quit his job at Garvo Industries and took a new job with Oigle Tech so he could learn about the newest software programming applications. He justified this job move on the grounds of recurving.

recurving by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

Paul Revereing 

When a group of British men engage in bukaki.

Me and some chaps were Paul Revereing then the chick started to yell, "The British are cuming! The British are cuming!"

Paul Revereing by Chastitties May 26, 2010

Remorsing 

reminiscing about something you feel regret over.

"What's the matter?"
"I'm just remorsing over what I did last weekend...I never should have drank that vodka.."

Remorsing by DanceCrier April 16, 2008

paul revering 

Paul Revering is when you warn other drivers of the presence of a speed trap.

The oncoming driver was Paul Revering drivers after seeing the hidden radar.

paul revering by sar_hil June 26, 2014