Reudi 

Reudi is a reservoir.

Man, i want to go to the Reudi!

Reudi by furnufurnu August 1, 2011

Reddit mod 

The word you refer to yourself as when you feel really lazy, unhygienic, and obese.

I'm sitting my ass down on the chair having chips and I haven't showered. Ugh I'm such a reddit mod right now.

Reddit mod by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 15, 2021

Reddit Brain 

Neuro-Degenerative disease characterized by 0 IQ opinions formed solely from browsing Reddit.

Meek's opinions are so fucking stupid he must have Reddit Brain.

Reddit Brain by scrotal_recall December 11, 2019

Reddit 

A social media app for people who think they are too good for social media.

I'm looking at memes on Reddit, on the toilet.

Reddit by LilTayIsGay January 7, 2020

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

Reddie 

Ship between Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak from Stephen King's IT. It's also named Riddie.

I ship Reddie so much

Reddie by sprousewolfhardgirl April 2, 2017

Reddit 

A website where all the bullied kids of their generation can unite in bullying others.

I was teased by an InstaThot in middle school. Reddit is now my favorite place on the internet to hate on instagram normies.

Reddit by bri-N February 26, 2020