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Retreating Glacier
A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.
I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night
Retreating Glacier by Bang-C February 24, 2011
Insta-Cum Retraining
A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
Insta-Cum Retraining by YAWA June 13, 2018
Retromingent
Urinating backwards. Also an animal such as a raccoon that urinates backwards. From the Latin retro- (back) + mingent from mingere (to urinate).
"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).
Retromingent by creedmoor December 28, 2005
Retarding
Retracting tortoise
A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.
"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
Retracting tortoise by Huuuuud September 23, 2012
Retrocringe
Retrocringe by T_girl February 4, 2010