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retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded
Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.
retardified by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004

Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
Retardified by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013

retarditis 

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
retarditis by C Had May 9, 2006

Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.
1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

retardidiculous 

Man, that's retarted, and ridiculous... it's... retardidiculous!
retardidiculous by Stykz September 23, 2006

retarditity 

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.
Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.
retarditity by TheNurd December 27, 2006