Retarded sex movement

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.

He's in the retarded sex movement.

Retarded sex movement by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011

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sexually retarded

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

sexually retarded by Adunning February 2, 2008

Sexy Retarded

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail

"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"

Sexy Retarded by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009

sexually retarded

1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.

2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography

3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.

"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"

"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"

"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"

sexually retarded by wiil December 28, 2008

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Sexualy Retarded

A person who is either gay or can't get none of the opposite sex. If you can't get pussy if your a boy or if you can't get dick if your a girl. Or if you can't keep a girl/boy because of your dick/boobs/ass depending on your gender. Also someone who has a sexual disease.

Ex 1.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.

Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.

Loser 2-I can tell.

Ex 2.

Loser 1-Why can't I get any.

Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.

Loser 1-Oh.

Ex 3.

Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.

Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.

Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.

Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.

Sexualy Retarded by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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