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retalidate 

v: to rebound date after a breakup with the intent to make your ex-significant other jealous
n: the person selected as the rebound hookup to make the ex-significant other jealous or the act of hooking up with someone with the intent of making your ex-significant other jealous
Nevermind that bitch, I scored a retalidate with her sister.
Now that my old lady is hooking up with her new man, I gotta start retalidating.
retalidate by tiffalini August 26, 2013
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Retacipated 

Don't get retacipated! I'll have the network back up in a minute!
Retacipated by Grandma Vera November 29, 2010

retaliate 

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.
my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!
retaliate by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

retaliationship 

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.
Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.
retaliationship by Erricred March 24, 2009

retaligagement 

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.
Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.

retaliatory masturbation 

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

Retaliation Penetration 

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.
Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!