resphincter

The act or function of repair or recovery after having "been torn a new one."

Or, somewhat conversely, to re-aggravate or clench after having been lulled into a sense of comfort or peace.

It took a while, but Billy fully resphinctered after his boss yelled at him for missing the deadline. Of course it helps that he was completely wrong and made a fool of himself.

I resphinctered the team after I moved the deadline up a whole week. Sucks to be them! They thought they had the weekend off.

by chosin July 23, 2010