by Jamie Brooks August 22, 2008
If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
by Rusty Rusty Rusty January 22, 2023
by KImCobain June 6, 2016
Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022
the place to spend your summer. although filt with underage teens high outta their minds you can make memories to last a life time. friends that become family and your summer love. with things to do every night. teens are out to curfew having a the time of their lives. on the weekends party’s and small concerts. if you don’t spend your summer at catskills adventure resorts your missin out:))
by joe, joe mama December 14, 2019
Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013