Resinception

The resin you scrape from your pipe after you just smoked resin out of it. Resin's resin.

T: Ahh, you're all out of ganja too?
Y: Yeah, but we can still smoke the resin left from when I smoked my resin.
T:What?
Y: Resinception, man.

Resinception by ExSane364 January 11, 2012

testicular resignation 

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

testicular resignation by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

tech resistant 

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

tech resistant by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

Smoking resin 

What to do when you run out of weed (and cash) and you smoke primarily with a bong, pipe or other type paraphernalia.
Scrape, scrape, scrape, roll, roll, roll, it's a dirty job.
Light it up and it can taste like inhaling motor oil or industrial rubber,

but it gets you baked, chinese eyes high, or even blitzed in some cases.
However, it may also do nothing whatsoever, sadly

which means you just wasted your fucking time

and got your hands sticky and dirty as shit for no reason at all.

"i just ran out of weed and been smoking resin for the last few days."

Smoking resin by "stoner dude" apparently March 17, 2018

resistonce 

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.

J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*

resistonce by **spazzy** January 20, 2007

Resin Hand

Condition that is caused by getting weed resin on one's hands, usually occuring after the cleaning/emptying of a bowl, bong, pipe, etc. Common side effects include sticky hands/fingers, impossible-to-remove black goo, and lingering pot odor.

Person 1: Dude I don't know if I can go to class today.
Person 2: Why not? We aren't even that high.
Person 1: I just got resin hand. I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands for the next hour to get rid of the stickyness and stench.

Resin Hand by Baby Kush July 4, 2012