roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.

me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

roselle park police by nullisecunda July 21, 2009

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021

The Risell 

the act of sleeping with a student then being commited to an insane asylum

Hey i heard our new teacher just did The Risell

The Risell by opjerv October 21, 2012

Thot Repellant 

a spray used to repel thots from oneself (typically a strong-smelling cologne). Similar to insect repellant except for thots

Oh shit, this place is crawling with thots, I better put on some Thot Repellant!

Thot Repellant by deff.king May 7, 2017

Mickey Mouse reseller 

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.

Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

Mickey Mouse reseller by Real reseller January 18, 2022

testicle repellant 

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles

you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.

testicle repellant by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007

rexelle 

rexelle is a very beautiful person and is also good at sports especially volleyball, she can be very caring and loves her friends very much ,but at times she can me very sensitive and would cry if u hurt her feeling or talk shit about her, never hurt her, she is very unique from the other, she can be very happy and sad at the same time and would cry and laugh and it's a bit funny to watch her do that,so never lose a friend like rexelle because she is awesome and u my friend rexelle Ur reading this we love u and I made a define u so every one knows Ur name and u the best girl bye!!!!!!

rexelle is the best person ever

rexelle by cringy MF October 29, 2018