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Republik of Mancunia 

European Capital of Trophies 2008.

Cultured republic lead by Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Robert Charlton
Liverpool, European Captial of lets give these poor scouse bastards a pat on the back cos they got a fat spanish waiter for a manager 2008 and not a single knighthood in the club.

Republik of Mancunia - English, European and World Champions 2008.
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Republik Mazedonien

Die Republik Mazedonien (nicht zu verwechseln mit der Griechischen Provinz Makedonien und dem antiken Königreich Makedon) ist ein Land im Westbalkan zwischen Griechenland und Serbien. Das Land wird zurzeit im professionellen Kontext aus politischen Gründen auch als "Nordmazedonien" bezeichnet. Es empfiehlt sich aber nicht, diesen Namen im Alltag und erst Recht nicht im Kontakt mit Mazedoniern zu verwenden. Mazedonien ist bekannt für seinen Reichtum an Kultur und Geschichte, die gastfreundlichen Bewohner und seine Schönheit. Viele erfahrende Reisende bezeichnen Mazedonien als ein verstecktes Juwel in Europa.
Meine Familie stammt aus der Republik Mazedonien

Bustrash Republik

Official Name for the country of Bustrashia.

See Bustrashia
The turnip and potato are two of the major export crops of the Bustrash Republik.
Bustrash Republik by Luigi Bing August 17, 2004

Proud Republican 

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

Republicrat 

Overall, the concept that the two political parties in the US are actually indistinguishable - the party of ONE. The two parties are not actually parties but rather, two halves of a symbiotic system. They are indistinguishable because the output of the system remains the same, regardless of which half is 'in power'. Either half, when 'out-of-power,' is obligated to obstruct ANY/ALL progress by the other half while screaming the half 'in power' is about to destroy the country. All problems and issues of the country are explained as having been caused by the other half.

In this party, you don't vote FOR a President, you defensively vote AGAINST the other candidate. You choose 'lesser' evils. If you give the Presidency to one half, you generally try to give Congress to the other half to minimize the damage either half can do to you.

Because NEITHER half is interested in what the public wants, the single party therefore generates a lot of unhappiness. This dissatisfaction guarantees regular and routine trades of where they hold 'power.'

They are also sometimes referred to as Tweedeldee and Tweedeldum but due to the indistinguishable nature of both pairs, it has never been clear how they should be paired.
Members of both the Demopublican AND Republicrat halves BOTH:
+ over-promise and fail to deliver.
+ ignore what the public wants.
+ promise to cure all your problems.
+ blame all problems on the other half.
+ obfuscate when asked pointed questions.
+ sell themselves to lobbyists.
+ scream for campaign reform when 'out of power'.
+ obstruct the formation of any 3rd-party and resist its participation in campaign activities (e.g., televised debates).
+ prevent any individual really worthy of the Presidency from receiving their 'party' nomination.
Republicrat by anontx September 9, 2010

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!
me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

Republican Farmer 

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.