Perfect Political Representatives

Perfect political representatives ask their constituents what they need and want him or her to do ‘for them’ in the legislative body, list those things in order of popularity, and post those requests on their website. Before voting on a bill or proposing one to the legislative body, they ask their constituents to vote on them, post the total tabulated votes, and based on those figures vote for or against a bill or present or do not present a new bill to the legislature. Excluding anything strategic, they also webcast live what they say and do as candidates and as elected political representatives.

Perfect political representatives only exist in novels.

Perfect Political Representatives by but for January 20, 2018

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Us house of representatives

The biggest popularity contest in term of determining who will be a representative.

The US house of representatives is a clown show based on popularity. Look at Adam schiff.

Us house of representatives by Crazy Bernie January 25, 2023

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Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp

Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!

Vaginal Sales Represenative by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008

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Candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

Candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81 by Reninu March 15, 2025

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81 by Reninu March 15, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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