Refresher

The act of freshening one's friend after a long, drug-fuelled evening by arranging their face (eyes closed) just over a basin, while another cups their hands under a running tap (faucet) before thrusting - with great speed and accuracy - the handful of cold water onto the face and up the nasal cavity of the waiting friend. A 'slap' should be heard if successful.

Inductees to the ritual may fail to close their eyelids tight enough, so a pained "AARGHHH!!!" may be emitted as the water is forced under one or both lashes. This should be laughed at with vigour.

Almost comatose friend #1: I'm feeling like I've been run over by a train

ACF #2: The only thing that can save you now is a refresher

ACF #3: I'll hold your hair back

Refresher by Giver of life hope & moistness August 5, 2013

Refresher

The sexual act of wiping one's bonch ( aka chad, perineum) sweat on the face of another, either by direct contact with said bonch, or by soaking one's own hand with said sweat and proceeding to slap, wipe or rub another's face.

That guy who pipes up in lectures deserves a refresher...

Gave the hot chick with the fake cans a refresher. Hot!

Refresher by The big chief June 8, 2010

Refreshercise

The act of one's exercise being in the act of getting a refreshment either alcoholic or non alcoholic.

"Damn, we refreshercised hard at the bar last nite."

Typical conversation:

"Did you hit the gym today?"

"Nah, I refreshercised, basically to the fridge and back for my routine."

Refreshercise by Javier Consuelo March 4, 2013

RepHresh 

a product that apparently prevents feminine odor, itching, and irritation- use after your period, after intercorse, AND after douching.... advertises with a hilarious commercial that will make you go wtf.

after douching, she uses repHresh so she doesnt stink the room up... 0.o.

RepHresh by anonymous...0.o March 7, 2010

Ninja Refresher

A person who refreshes a page with the F5 button instead of the "reload current page" button.

Person1: whoa, the page went blank all of a sudden!!!

Person 2: oh it's fine, I'm a ninja refresher, I refreshed while you were staring at the screen.

Person1: I hate it when you do that.

Ninja Refresher by ImxNotxViolent October 31, 2011

refresher

A term applied to a person who constantly navigates the internet; specifically internet forums, blogs, and chatrooms. The 'refresher' is termed so because they usually sit infront of their computer and constantly refresh forums and chat sites to read every constant message posted. 'Refreshers' frequently enjoy posts and messages featuring their names and opinions about them, especially posts and messages in this regard made by other internet users. Insecure and self-centered, the refresher is inclined to believe that the internet revolves around them.

Used as a derogatory/pejorative term.

Average American Boy 1:"Man, I love reading EVERY new post on this site!" *refresh*

Average American Boy 2:"So do I!" *refreshes, while fat deposits rapidly form on extremities*

Average American Boy 3:"Wow. You guys are faggot refreshers. Learn how to socialize, goons."

refresher by Bonnar May 22, 2006

rephrasery 

To rephrase a sentence, but with more pazzaz.

"the cat sat on the mat"

The rephrasery of this would be

"the feline reposed on the rug"

rephrasery by Fanny Dickson-Cox October 21, 2009