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Activate Windows Watermark Removal 

Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.

Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.

Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.

Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)

Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?

John: Put

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.

Cataract Removal 

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.

Love Removal Machine 

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)
When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.

car window removal specialist 

One who removes car windows for the purpose of removing valuables from inside. See also ganker. Crackheads also make attempts to work in this field but are frequently caught.
The car window removal specialist busted that window and ganked all of their stuff that was worth money.

Rage removal 

Removing something in rage when angry at someone or something that you later find yourself in need of again.
Ex 1
Girl: Hey, can I have your number?
Boy: Don't you already have my number?
Girl: I did but I rage removed it when you left me at the party last week

Ex 2
Guy: Some guy kicked my ass on Warcraft yesterday so I uninstalled it from my computer and now I can't find the CD:s to reinstall it
Friend: Lol, rage removal

kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.
I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!
kebab removal by Solthesun August 10, 2016