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Rembranted

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted
Rembranted by Geo316 July 25, 2019

Rembranch 

An arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces.
That tree dude was a real "rembranch"; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is.
Rembranch by veener July 20, 2009

paint a rembrandt 

to take a shit
I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.
"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"
burning rembrandt by James February 22, 2005

fecal-Rembrandts 

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.
"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

rembrandt 

Word used to describe somebody who is particularly good at graffiti art. Taken from the graffiti artist in The Warrior who is nicknamed Rembrandt.
"Did you see that picture of a dog someone sprayed on the chip shop wall?"
"Yeah, the guys a proper Rembrandt!"
rembrandt by Swizzlestick December 9, 2007