Rembrand
A brand so important that it has the value and historical significance of an old master painting (e.g. Rembrandt)
Rembrand by Julian howard March 1, 2009
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Rembrand is a very rare Dutch name referring to the famous artist, I think.
Rembrands are very smart and creative people. They like science and especially physics. They like sci-fi movies, love to imitate Star Wars characters, and boi they're constantly so good at it. They have this very specific taste of humor that you always look for but can't find in anyone. They're open-minded, you could discuss ANY topic with them and since they don't get bored easily it could go on for hours. Rembrands are not too kind to themselves idk why but they're SO open and caring to others it'd amaze you. You can always be sure that he'll be there when you need him, I only wish they knew how special they are. 21 years on earth yet I only met one (my forever-favorite person).
Rembrands are very smart and creative people. They like science and especially physics. They like sci-fi movies, love to imitate Star Wars characters, and boi they're constantly so good at it. They have this very specific taste of humor that you always look for but can't find in anyone. They're open-minded, you could discuss ANY topic with them and since they don't get bored easily it could go on for hours. Rembrands are not too kind to themselves idk why but they're SO open and caring to others it'd amaze you. You can always be sure that he'll be there when you need him, I only wish they knew how special they are. 21 years on earth yet I only met one (my forever-favorite person).
personA: So you haven't met your Rembrand yet huh?
personB: I don't know maybe I have.
personA: Oh believe me, dear, you'd know.
personB: I don't know maybe I have.
personA: Oh believe me, dear, you'd know.
Rembrand by HumanSizedYoda March 12, 2022
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An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.
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burning rembrandt
On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.
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