releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.

Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

releasing the demons by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

releasing Windows Vista 

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

releasing Windows Vista by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the Kraken by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Releasing the dog of war 

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

Releasing the dog of war by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

releasing demons 

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

releasing demons by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

Releasing the hostages 

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

Releasing the hostages by Richard December 28, 2003

Releasing the chocolate hostages 

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

Releasing the chocolate hostages by muff man October 2, 2003