For these ignorant ass muthafukas who dont kno shit bout black people and their hair:Its a creamy substance that is placed on the hair close to the scalp of a Black/African- American females hair, for the most part. It is used to straighten the hair. Another name for the relaxer is called a perm- what mose Black people call it.
Last week I got a relaxer/perm.
Because Shanika'a hair was nappy, her O G gave her a relaxer/perm.
by MOS_BEF July 23, 2006
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Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!

My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
by Anon09876 February 24, 2018
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The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy
Sharey bought no lye relaxer and now her hair is straight
by preppy princess April 23, 2005
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Having an easygoing and mellow nature.
"Wow, Liz seems very relaxed...has she been smoking the ganja lately?"
by barz18 July 17, 2008
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A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.
Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"
by suomynna December 23, 2011
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The one thing you shouldnt say to women/girls.
Ashley: so I went off on him and said...

Jacob: wow, relax

Ashley: U WOT M8
by dangling-grandpas January 1, 2015
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