airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

airport relatives by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009

relatives 

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.

relatives by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Moral relativism

Moral relativism is the philosophy that there are no objective moral standards at any place or any time

Mark:Murder is objectively wrong

John:that's not true sometimes murder is morally justified

Mark:How?!
John: well in my moral relativism nothing is objectively right or wrong.

Moral relativism by The real Jester August 21, 2016

cultural relativism 

The idea that a person's beliefs should not be used to judge another culture.

Person 1: That country is disgusting with their ritual baby murders, female genital mutalation, and torturing of innocent people.

Person 2: Man, you have no cultural relativism! Don't use your humanitarian values to judge another culture!

cultural relativism by jeffreykittens February 23, 2007

relatives 

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

relatives by trip June 25, 2003

relatives 

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

my relative smell like shit

relatives by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003