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Canine Asshole Reclamation Project 

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
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After drinking all day watching football, I found myself to be relammered!
relammered by DMB #1Fan November 13, 2010
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reklawdada by Reklawdada April 13, 2017
To return all llamas to the area in which they came from.
Gertrude does public service every week working to rellama the local park after terrorists dellama it
Rellama by Enomoto June 5, 2015
What doesnt it mean?
Guy 1. Lets go grab some relmab.
Guy 2. Ill call relamb.
Guy 1. Ill relamb you there!
Guy 2. Relamb!
relamb by Fawnyy February 7, 2008
Leet Stalker online.
Some one who knows how to taunt with people and stalk them on online games.
He was like a reklats he kept taunting me but I couldn't find him!

Ex: Following someone in halo while you taunt them with out them knowing where you are.
reklats by Mikah January 4, 2008
Reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

Someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger twat.

Will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

As a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on - even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

Accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

Often associtaed with a Fucktard, wanker, Catalaw and twat.

Rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of pissing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite sex.
1. I see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. Fuck me he is such a dumb idiot his Mum and Dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scraping the ground.
3. Look over there, that sad twat all by himself why are they alone ? Well if he wasnt such a reklats he'd have a real friend or two.
Reklats by ForumShadow November 10, 2009