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Vaginal Rejuvenation 

Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.
After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

rejuvenation time 

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.
Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

great rejuvenation 

The textbook definition is the unrealistic national narrative to ‘revitalize the great standing in the history’. An icon of the Chinese Dream.
People use this phrase to describe a progress in an ironically opposite way, that being said, instead of doing something creative and innovative, you do that in an irresistibly nostalgic/reminiscent way which could potentially date back to thousands years ago.
Stop posting thirsty girls playing Fortnite shit anymore kids, let’s do missionary and fulfill the great rejuvenation together!
great rejuvenation by MattSassy October 5, 2022

The Rejuvinationmeister

“The rejuvinationmeister” is that one friend in the friend group who gets pissy or frustrated when he/she doesn’t feel rejuvenated enough by their peers. My friends are supposed to rejuvenate me!!!
“Hey, the rejuvinationmeister isn’t coming with us right?”

Rejuvenating Jana 

When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.
My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.

rejewvination clinic 

Where you go to have your Hebrew beliefs and philosophies freshened up and more-solidly established in your mind, after the decades of unavoidably associating with Gentiles has worn and numbed said basic values.
Doc Brown told Marty that he'd gone to a rejewvination clinic, but I am at a bit of a loss as to why he would feel any need to do that, since there was never any mention of his having Semitic/Hasidic ancestry or traditions.
rejewvination clinic by QuacksO January 3, 2024