recipe-rape 

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

recipe-rape by jpg3 November 29, 2011

resipricriciousness 

A strong urge to engage in a virtual coitus with anime women

Dick's resipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself:

resipricriciousness by TheBrokenBackFucker April 12, 2016

Original Recipe 

When you get killed or die in a game Dashie will lean into the mic and say “ORIGINAL RECIPE” And it is funny as shit

Dashie just died in Super Mario Maker 2. He got “Original Recipe”

Original Recipe by Wtf is wrong with Chloe August 14, 2019

remiPhone 

(noun) The invisible device that you use during the rapid eye movement stage of sleep known as REM to perform all the usual smartphone tasks and then wake up from REM to find there's actually no device in your hand.

Bob exclaimed, "Damn! That's the third time this week I woke up strokin' my remiPhone only to realize I was half asleep."

remiPhone by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 21, 2015

Friendship Reciprocity Ratio 

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.

Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.

Friendship Reciprocity Ratio by MasturNater July 1, 2014

Reciprohate 

To hate someone or something as much as they or it hates you.

I reciprohate cats.

Reciprohate by Atxdan August 5, 2015

pipe and repiped 

When you have sex with a girl at night then wake up and bone her again in the morning. Also known as P&R.

Sean: Hey man, did u bone that slut last night?
Sam: Of course. I pipe and repiped (P&R'd) her and she loved it. She can't walk today because of my girthzilla pipe.

pipe and repiped by [e-mail] April 7, 2011