Reektard 

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.

John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!

Reektard by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

reetard 

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.

"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."

Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

realtar 

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

realtar by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

reeftard 

another term for burnout

dude he is such a reeftard

reeftard by ganja_man_420 January 2, 2008