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Reluctant Ninja 

Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!

Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
Reluctant Ninja by sensei_RN May 14, 2009
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Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude 

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

redundantly redundant

The repetition of something that has already been unnecessarily repeated.

See "redundantly redundant".
Earlier today basketball star Kevin Garnett was escorted out of the local tanning salon. The salon's owner said that "allowing Kevin to use a tanning bed again would be redundantly redundant." Phoned for comment, Nicole Kidman simply said, "What kind of bed?"

Reluctant 

unwilling and hesitant; disinclined.
"today, many ordinary people are still reluctant to talk about politics"
Reluctant by IDK, June 6, 2017

redundant 

Excessive, unnecessary, superfluous (exceeding what is necessary). Perhaps the opposite of oxymoronic (a juxtaposition of two seemingly contradictory meanings).
Just a few redundant phrases:

ATM Machine ("Automatic Teller Machine Machine")
Greenwich Village ("Green Village Village")
PIN Number ("Personal Identification Number Number")
cute dog/ cute cat
Catholic Pope
an added bonus
over-exaggerate
false pretense
completely surrounded
and etc
unconfirmed rumors
HIV Virus ("Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus")
preplan
preheat
prerecord
La Brea Tar Pits ("The the tar pits tar pits")
lukewarm ("warm warm")
written manuscript
redundant by Lorelili July 25, 2011

Redundancer

A person or people that feel the need to post a definition on this site that has been posted multiple times

A person that says or does something that wasn't at all necessary
Wtf? I already saw this definition, these guys are a bunch of redundancers!

That guy didn't really need to do that, what a redundancer

redundant 

see "redundant"
redundant by Anonymous April 11, 2003