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A being of such epic fatness he was initially mistaken for a moon by astronomists, One astronomist remarked 'That's no moon, that's RedStar'. This theory was disproved as moons can't eat 75 doughnuts in under 3 mins, unlike RedStar.
RedStar's volume is the equivalent of 287 olympic sized swimming pools.
RedStar by NgRedStar December 9, 2008
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red stater 

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).
Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.
red stater by spot December 13, 2004
A very known troll that likes to insult anyone with a different opinion than his own. Loves to issue death threats. Has a weird obsession with Luke-Jr (of Bitcoins) and foxy (freenode).
redstar wishes he could have foxy. Instead, redstar will try to insult her thinking she will give in to his commands. It will never happen.
redstar by IamFoxy January 16, 2022

Red Stater 

A deeply Christian white person, married young and then divorced. Has a lower than average level of knowledge and intelligence, prone to primitive suspicions regarding supported scientific theories such as greenhouse gases and evolution. Has had a poor education, and is less likely to hold a high school, college, or graduate degree than their blue state peer. Income is proportionate to their educational level. Prone to archaic displays of tribalism, manifested by chewing tobacco, driving a pickup truck, and owning a shirt with a confederate flag.

Always votes republican, for reasons unknown to them, but rationalized post hoc as having something to do with a mixture of self reliance, not giving tax money to black people, being able to shoot guns and discriminate against gays, and preventing the abortion they wish their ex-wife would have had. None of the ideals about being self reliant or keeping their hard earned money (it is, due to low education levels most form skilled and unskilled labor pools) prevents them from using and abusing liberal government programs like Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare should the situation present itself.
"I'm a proud red stater, voted for Bush twice cause he's gonna keep me safe. Course America got problems. After I got laid off after I hurt my back cause the doctors said my spine can't take all that weight, we've had to cut down. But at least we're mostly a Christian nation of god fearing folks."
Red Stater by blue stater January 23, 2009
A guy or girl that acts like a redneck but is a hipster as well. Identifies oneself to two different sub cultures.
Look at that Redster, acting like a Hipster in the country
Redster by Christian Bro November 20, 2011

redstate 

Noun: A highest form of insult or profanity. Calling someone redstate is equivalent to their being a fucking asshole, or intentionally ignorant of widely available facts. A redstate individual is often racist, sexist, and acts with blatant disregard for others' freedom of choice / liberties / rights.
'Quit being such a racist redstate.'
'How did that redstate find the single article on the internet without a scientific explanation of climate change?'

'He doesn't care if I lose my choice to give birth to a child or not because he's a redstate.'
redstate by a1ix November 11, 2016

Redstoner 

A word to describe Minecraft players who create complex Redstone contraptions.
That guy who created that 8x8 piston door must be a real redstoner.
Redstoner by thatgamingpatriot August 4, 2016