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1 definition by NgRedStar

 
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A being of such epic fatness he was initially mistaken for a moon by astronomists, One astronomist remarked 'That's no moon, that's RedStar'. This theory was disproved as moons can't eat 75 doughnuts in under 3 mins, unlike RedStar.
RedStar's volume is the equivalent of 287 olympic sized swimming pools.
by NgRedStar November 10, 2008