red noodle

A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.

Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!

red noodle by Johnny Blowewad October 21, 2007

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Renoodle

A gorgeous and intelligent female.

My girl is such a Renoodle.

Renoodle by SENTINEL. July 26, 2022

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Reynoodle

Adj. Can be used in place of the words awesome, ridiculous, crazy, amazing etc.

Man, that cloud is reynoodle!

Reynoodle by LBD the salesman killer September 15, 2018

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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