A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.

The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.

Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.

A girl's period.

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.

When you see a ginger walk in the room.

having to fart while at a bar.

When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.

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