6 definitions by Nobody0000
Put some of this in your dumpling-depot!
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
Love letters are creepy.
by Nobody0000 July 2, 2012
A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
Used in exasperation during an argument, with a notable impatience intended to slightly patronize the other party while furthering the speaker's other reasons.
Look, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.
I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.
I understand that, but that doesn't change the fact he's dead.
by Nobody0000 January 19, 2011
Having the basic intelligence, charm, wisdom, and sense of humor to communicate and get along with strangers, usually the public, successfully.
Good people skills include honesty, sincerity, strong eye contact, communicative body language, and being all around friendly and helpful. Understanding the general tone, rhythms, and inflections of conversation and how to best address them is also a skill.
Good people skills include honesty, sincerity, strong eye contact, communicative body language, and being all around friendly and helpful. Understanding the general tone, rhythms, and inflections of conversation and how to best address them is also a skill.
by Nobody0000 August 21, 2011
When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.
The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010