rectumify 

what you do to get yourself out of a shituation

"What we're gonna do about the GW shituation is rectumify it by voting his ass out of office."

rectumify by hoyce May 3, 2008

rectumify 

(verb)to make an arse of

you really rectumified that

rectumify by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

Cranial Rectumitis by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

ex rectumis 

Pseudo-Latin phrase meaning "out of the ass". Used to describe anything pulled or otherwise ejected out of one's ass.

Chase: Can you believe Steve's report?
Carol: I saw it and I don't believe it. Where'd he get those numbers?
Ted: I'd wager a little ex rectumis research.

ex rectumis by mcfm October 15, 2010

Rectumfy a Situation 

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

Rectumfy a Situation by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

rectumfy 

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.

Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.

rectumfy by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009