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Rectum Raider 

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.
"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."

rectum raider 

a raging homosexual who raids the anus of another person, at times even the sphincter of a total stranger. these devious queers pry on every ass they can get a hold of!
Eric: yo man that guy is such a fag,look at his comb over and tight clothing and how he only associates with girls and never hooks up with them, what a softy.

Boeckh: dude the reason he only chills with girls and doesn't get any play from them is cuz he is a huge rectum raider.
rectum raider by offutt March 7, 2009

Rectum Raider 

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.
''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''
Rectum Raider by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012

rectum raider 

a gay man who has deep anal sex, like regan C.
Regan C is the chief rectum raider, because he's gay.
rectum raider by John Fishe February 23, 2008

rectumraider 

a person who raids someone of their rectum (gives it to someone up the ass)
the rectumraider shoved his dick so hard into the girls ass he made her bleed
rectumraider by punk January 7, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026