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Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.
John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
by Darbers April 15, 2008

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A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).
John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 16, 2008

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