John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.
by Darbers April 16, 2008
A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).
John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 16, 2008