rebate 

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

rebate by robin graves February 21, 2004

Rekatonned

The meaning of "Rekatonned" is when someone gets "rekt" on a large scale. Rekatonned- Wrecked a ton.(Large Scale Wreck) It's something you would say after you beat someone in the most intense way possible.

*Hits 360 no-scope, Double-Y, Fakie-Fakie, Ladder-Stall, Wall-bang, Collateral, Cross-Map with a Flashbang*
"You just got REKATONNED!!!!!" *Screaming in the mic, neighbor's house, and everywhere in the observable universe*

Rekatonned by Lividphil July 18, 2015

Renato 

Renato is the most amazing guy in the world. He's so incredibly handsome, and has the most perfect face ever. He makes all your days a trillion times better and always says the right things to make you feel better. When talking to him you can't help but have the biggest smile on your face. you could stare at his perfection all day. He has the most adorable smile and laugh. Any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous, he's so intelligent! He's so dreamy, silly, smart, and overall perfection. His personality is absolutely amazing! He will be all you ever think about because well he's the greatest person ever! He's the guy of your dreams.

Renato is so perfect.

Renato by nothankshmm June 3, 2013

Relatory 

A great way of failing on english (if you are portuguese) and you ment to say REPORT (aka, relatório in portuguese).

Guy 1: So I heard you like doin' your relatory.
Guy 2: No, dude, it's pronounced REPORT.
Guy 1: OH....right...

Relatory by b1ackmateria April 22, 2011

Rancid Renato 

A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.

Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”

Rancid Renato by sandwichofchicken March 23, 2021

rebate mule 

The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.

I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.

rebate mule by Lincoln Damage October 18, 2012

Renato 

Good-looking, possess an attractive presence for womens, charming. Brazilian man knowen by having the world's best way on how to please a women.

Oh crap... He really takes after his father's face... I swear I'll kill you Renato!

Renato by B. Sparrow October 21, 2010