RealLifeComics

One of the funniest comics online. Just visit www.reallifecomics.com.

RealLifeComics by Semajal June 11, 2003

realiher 

Wanting to be or do something that you're really passionate about, but you don't have the skills or talent to do it.

Carlos: I want to be a professional dancer but I have been to many academies and I still don't have rhythm. I'm such a realiher.

realiher by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019

Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

Realtimer by Urban Source March 13, 2009

Relligerant 

When you get so drunk you think you've found god and aggressively preach.

That guy was so relligerant he was slurring his preach.

Relligerant by phalv_e July 1, 2016

Realizer 

A hybrid between a womanizer and the realization of 'I-could-do-so-much-better-than-this-piece-of-shit'!
Basically, the guy who seemed interesting at first, but soon turns out to be the stepping stone to something better. A wake-up call for the inner romantic. A necessary failure in the ever-challenging dating game.

Samantha: So, how are things between you and Dave?
Candice: Don't even ask! It was, like, so great at first. But, after I met Ricky, I figured Dave was just a realizer.

Realizer by abwolverine February 7, 2017

RealLifeRT 

Meaning "Real Life Re-Tweet".

When someone says something ridiculous or absurd that you wish to share with the world via twitter hashtag

Man 1: My armpits are as bald as a pre-pubescent vagina!
Man 2: I'm totally going to RealLifeRT (real life retweet that)!"
Man 2's twitter: #RealLifeRT My armpits are as bald as a pre-pubescent vagina!

RealLifeRT by RossGirouard August 17, 2010

realiterally 

what literally used to mean before it started to mean figuratively

After the world-wide apocalypse, John was realiterally the last man on earth.

realiterally by DJ0825 July 23, 2013