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fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
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don't get above your raising

don't forget where you came from
As you move forward in life, remember ...don't get above your raising! Never get too big for your britches!

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.
Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

raising sand 

Erin began raising sand when he attempted to make sexist jokes at a women's convention.
raising sand by K8888888888888 November 17, 2007

Raising awareness 

"Raise Awareness" is a buzzword meaning "Doing something that I think solves the problem to look good, but in reality doesn't actually solve the problem"

You can "Raise Awareness" by liking pictures of poverty and people with diseases, commenting on them with generic "its so sad" phrases, or by posting on a companies facebook wall telling them that they need to change one of their products to 'raise awareness' about an issue. All of which don't solve the problem or raise money for it, such as going on a charity run or volunteering to help.
"Have you heard about this guy Kony? We need to raise awareness so he can be stopped!"

"But how will raising awareness stop him? We should actually spend our time helping the less fortunate, instead of just promoting this war lord"

"Yeah, but liking pictures and posting on peoples walls is much much easier than anything that requires effort"
Raising awareness by Drake-sic October 16, 2012

Raising Cane's 

A badass chicken finger restaurant that is all over Louisiana, Missisippi, and Texas and now in Ohio!!
I have been waiting for Raising Cane's to open in Columbus for a yar now and I'm so excited that I'm going to eat there every day now!
Raising Cane's by thingsayer November 16, 2004

Reclining chair 

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.
Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross