real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

real tears by the KGMs March 12, 2009

real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

real jesus tears by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

Realteer 

REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.

The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.

Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.

Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.

Realteer by Realter August 25, 2011