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Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.
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Rachmaninoff hands were really big
Rachmaninoff by shoetaster April 5, 2022

John Reichman

To pull a John Reichman , To flip out , spazz , at like a retarded idiot, has homosexual desires , Will most likely beat his wife, girlfriend
Wife to friend; He pulled a John Reichman and beat my head in

rachmanis 

Have rachmanis on a man who is suffering even if he is your enemy.
rachmanis by Onlinescoop December 2, 2013

reichmanned 

To enroll in a class, show up to the first two months of the class, then willingly withdrawal from the class. Oftentimes a person is inclinded to reichmanning the same class over and over again.
Ya you know, I was gonna graduate early, but then I had to take quantum physics, and all I could do was Reichmann it.
reichmanned by PDiddy May 13, 2005
When you think your a bodybuilder but you are skinny
Dude he is such a rachman. Why is he competing?
Rachman by Gnap Yeoj April 26, 2010

Rachmaninoff Concerto 

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it
Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.
Rachmaninoff Concerto by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023