re-shard
re-shard by johnnysmokespot October 21, 2011
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(adj.) an act or engagement of someone too strung out on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.
my friend has been hanging out with too many of the resharded lately.
that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.
that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.
resharded by wiredsavvy_23 October 3, 2010
Resharded
Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”
Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Resharded by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026