re-shard
re-shard by johnnysmokespot October 21, 2011
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(adj.) an act or engagement of someone too strung out on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.
my friend has been hanging out with too many of the resharded lately.
that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.
that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.
resharded by wiredsavvy_23 October 3, 2010
Resharded
Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”
Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Resharded by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.