Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no
soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals
meth off their chest then says “I don’
t even like meth”
Tina: Jimmy! You know it’
s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that
meth so we could pay the power
bill?
Jimmy: well when I woke up
sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room