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1. RBI
A game for the Nintendo Entertainment System created by Tengen. The most fun two player game of all time, especially if you want to get hammed.
Simanto: Yo man, I'm bored.
GWAR: Want to play some RBI?
Simanto: Dog, you know how to hit my g-spot
2. RBI
Rectal Ball Insertion. When a guy manages to get his testicle into a girl's rectum. To this day, there are no reported cases of the RBI.
We were getting bored with our normal routine, so last month I decided to go for RBIs.

It really, really hurt my balls but I got them in there. I'm up to 5 RBIs this season.
3. RBI
Really Bad Image.

This is what happens after TMI. Additionally, when you see something really horrible.
Tim: I just saw a dude eat a booger.
Tony: RBI, man.
4. RBI
Random Boner Incident.
Andy- "So, I talked to Sadie yesterday in math class."
Brad- "Did she give you a RBI? That girl is smoking hot!"
5. RBI
Random
Bar
Injury

Injury most likely sustained the previous night at a bar, but you were too intoxicated to remember the incident.
waking up in the morning - "where'd that bruise on your face come from?"

"OH, that, must be a RBI"

or

"man my leg hurts, must have gotten a RBI last night"
6. RBI
When your friend is having trouble getting up to and beyond third base with a somebody, but you do or say something so that they end up having intercourse.
Charlie was having trouble getting to home plate with his girlfriend, but I earned an RBI by getting them both drunk and alone at that party where they finally had sex.

Lisa wanted to have sex with Gary but he was clueless, so I set them up and they went all the way, earning me an RBI.

I earned an RBI when that guy came over and asked me if I had a spare condom so he could make love to his lady for the first time.
7. RBI
Stands for Roast Beef Insertion. It indicates any type of penetration or sexual act.

Also: Baseball. Runs Batted In.
-Ayo, you see Trina?
-Did I see her? I musta got like 4 RBI last night!
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