River Monkey 

A poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card - and of course - to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.

Keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f***ng retard!! (Tilt)

River Monkey by Vinzer April 4, 2010

river monkey 

an but fucking wetback

i kiked that river monkeys ass

river monkey by allan immell March 11, 2005

aztec rave monkey 

an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song

I found the Aztec Rave Monkey event last night and now I got eystrains

aztec rave monkey by PM64 May 31, 2021

shit sucking monkey raper 

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.

That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

shit sucking monkey raper by JustWrong July 2, 2012

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

ass-faced monkey raper by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Monkey Ass Raper 

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

Monkey Ass Raper by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004