Rathboner

n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.

"I love the the movie Twilight! Especially Jasper."
"Oh man... I just got a major rathboner."

by hotferjackson April 18, 2009

rathbone

to take a dump and throw up at the same time.

Oh my God, Scott just rathboned all over my bathroom!

by Ben Dean October 17, 2005

Rathboned

When a man has sex with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.

"He bruised my kidneys and I threw up. He Rathboned me!"

by SigDib87 November 28, 2009

rathbone

to kill someone or something, skin them, and then wear their skin in order to become them

I would rathbone your roommate's ass so hard.

by Kalinazilla October 4, 2010

Rathbone

Defacing a parking sign in a way such that the parking fee will be unenforceable thus effectively creating free parking.

Particularly effective in Westminster, London on Motorcycle parking bays in a manner such that the bay is still restricted to motorcycles but the pay instruction details are withheld.

(Name originates from such a defaced sign in Rathbone Place, London, W1).

(sp) Rathboning (present tense), ‘He’s rathboning it’. Rathboned (past tense), the sign was rathboned.

by Bylli June 6, 2010

rathbone

One of the most vile things in the world. it has a scrotum for a face.

When i went to the zoo and saw a Rathbone, i threw up blood and cried.

by -.P0op1n-1Z-130RIN.- June 15, 2009

rathbone

whence one sits upon the shitter and manages to squeeze out the cleanest of all duces. not even a ply of tp is used to test if the rathbone is a rathbone because when it happens one knows beyond all things that his/her pie hole is of absolute cleanliness.

Zed: bro, i thought i was gonna nast up that shit station when in reality i totally rathboned it!

chuck: no way! all i got was corn

by carverston chew June 20, 2009