rapping-jack 

South Dakota term for "a very swollen, tight vagina" usually seen in North Korean during winter; other rapping-jacks can refer to the little outfits you can purchase to cover you rapping-jack(et) problem. Much money has been made from rapping-jack jackets; the vagina or "pussy" nevertheless stays very tight and swollen.

"Whoa DUDE, it tried to put my totem pole into her rapping-jack and that chick screamed something chinese at me...said later I had creamed on her rapping-jack jacket"

rapping-jack by Princess Peussie April 9, 2005

jackyl-ripping 

Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.

It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.

jackyl-ripping by Jaunty Diggles March 27, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004