Torture rape and murder

Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.

I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.

Torture rape and murder by Cody5050 December 23, 2022

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

Don't turn this rape into a murder. by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

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rapemurder

When a man is not interested in an ugly girl and tries to leave the premises without creating any sort of scene, the woman then throws herself at the man and grabs on to him with all her strength! He must then push her away, do some interesting karate chopping and run for dear life.

Damn, this girl tried to rapemurder me last night! She came out of nowhere and grabbed me from behind. FML

rapemurder by ANTI-butterface June 28, 2010

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Rapemurder

When one of your friends does something SOOOO stupid to a chick you want, that an overwhelming sense of adrenaline and anger overcomes you. This phrase brings to mind that you NOT ONLY will rape them, but murder them directly afterwards if said action is done again.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is SOOOO hot!
Guy 2: HEY Chelsea, Chad thinks your hot!
Guy 1: I swear to all that is holy if you ever do that again I will rapemurder your ass and bury you next to the river.

Rapemurder by Senator John McClane September 7, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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