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Solid Rainmaker 

The act of defecating in a shower head of one whom you are in opposition, with the intention of said person taking a shower full of shit.

**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**

Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.

(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
Mike: Yo, that frat rejected me a few days ago, so I snuck in and left them with a fuckin solid rainmaker!!!

George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!

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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!

Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
Solid Rainmaker by G.M. Kevin August 29, 2009
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ransackery 

the act of pillaging, or looting, but can be used in almost any cirumstance
i came home to find my house in a state of ransackery.
what the hell do you mean no? i will not stand for this ransackery!
ransackery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

rainmaker 

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.
We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.
rainmaker by dan July 25, 2003

Rectum Ransacker

Derogatory term for beligerent males of indeterminable sexual origin, implying aggressiveness in the homosexual act without necessarily seeking consent. Most rectum ransackers are found in all male communities, e.g. Prison, Public School, etc.

Joe's doing 6 months in Barlinnie.....Imagine the rectum ransackers that'll be firin' it up his ass on a regular basis?
Rectum Ransacker by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
A witty person.

"He was a dam raynmaker."
Oh wow, my friend is a raynmaker when it comes to chicks
raynmaker by b1_returns September 22, 2008

Philadelphia Rainmaker 

To piss all over your girl right as she enters to join you in the shower, preferably when she is trying to act as sexy and seductive as possible.
Lisa seductively entered the shower and offered to scrub my back, but I instead greeted her with a Philadelphia Rainmaker. She was livid!
Philadelphia Rainmaker by McWag January 2, 2009

rainmaker 


1. a powerful and successful representative or agent who generates a lot of unexpected business, especially a law firm

2. a ball hit very high to the outfield or beyond the fence
They were once a rainmaker, but they are now bankrupt.