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Rambo Napkin

Slang for vagina. Originates from the idea that fictional character "John Rambo" is so manly that paper napkins simply will not suffice.
Man, I should would like to wipe my face with her rambo napkin.
Rambo Napkin by Zakalish January 4, 2012

Ramboner 

When watching action movies one becomes aroused due to the sheer manliness of the event.
When that bus full of school children blew up I got a raging Ramboner
Ramboner by carolejonchris March 3, 2008
1. outdated, out of style, tacky, or unattractive
2. a word used to describe a creepy middle-aged man.

Can be shortened to "rambo"
1. "Velour sweatsuits are SO ramboni."
2. "Did you see that hairy guy staring at us? He was really ramboni."
ramboni by LogCabin Sendra January 31, 2008
A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.
Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.
Rambone by Ned December 24, 2003

rambongchussness 

used to describe a person with bodily spasms and high energy levels which usually end up collapsing on the kitchen table.
john:how was crazy steve last night?
sally:u know,the usual,mad,crazy,hyper,suicidal.his usual rambongchussness
To have sex with someone with the power and finesse of John Rambo. The act of Ramboning needs to be performed with care, as it is possible for the amount of sheer power involved to cause complete bifurcation of the receiving partner.
I totally ramboned this chick last night.
Rambone by Rambogasm February 5, 2012