Raking Off

1. The use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to masterbate. There are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc.

2. Using one's hand to ejaculate all over a bitch or any object that one pleases.

"dude, stop raking off in my bed all over that bitch"
"dude"
"dude, now you have to go to Home Depot and get me another new rake"
"dude, raking off is just weird"
"dude"

Raking Off by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

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racking off

when 1-2 people share a 30 rack of beer to themselves

Dude you want to get drunk? Yeah we should rack off eachother.

We were racking off so hard last night. I've never got so drunk.

racking off by sammythejuice September 14, 2011

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High Ranking Official

Someone from an organization who tries to get shit done will pull out the High Ranking Official card on underperforming clients in order to accomplish a task.

Mr. Jacobs but is also known as the High Ranking Official around here, as he is our go to if a carrier is dragging their feet on getting EDI files from testing into production.

High Ranking Official by MrDonaldJTrump July 25, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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