10 definitions by sammythejuice
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
a contraceptive used for protection when having sexual intercourse with a drore. COASTER = slang for condom
dude i'd put my beer on that drore as long as i had a coaster. haha yeah u dont want to leave a ring
by sammythejuice May 23, 2011
the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville
by sammythejuice October 31, 2011
by sammythejuice October 22, 2011
a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
by sammythejuice October 3, 2011
slang term for "condoms" that are used for having sex with boars aka "fat chicks". This meaning that you can' t tag a boar without your boar tags.
Man this place is full of boars. I guess its up to me to use my boar tags to help thin out the herd.
by sammythejuice October 23, 2011